Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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