I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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