Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
27 Signs That Someone Will Probably Be Bad At Sex
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.