that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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