maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
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So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
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I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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