Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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