I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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