dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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