who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
i think my mom watched the whole time
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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