After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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