it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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