Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
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Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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