Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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