Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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You. Win. At. Life.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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