Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
How does one acquire holy water?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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