his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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