Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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