Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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