Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
bring money and cleavage
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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