I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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