So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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