So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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