I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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