She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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