i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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