that's an acceptable place to lick
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Randomize
