And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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