Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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