Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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