quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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