I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
where does the pee come out of this thing
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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