I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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