I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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