that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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