What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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