carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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