remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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