Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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She said her name was "party"
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Randomize
