How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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