Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Randomize
