try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
The adults are the big ones right?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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