Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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