I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I could fuck to npr.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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