so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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