If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I'm like, not good at living.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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