i think my tv is drunk
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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