i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
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Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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