I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Randomize
