I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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