what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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