Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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