I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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