i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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