Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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