i just had sex bonerless
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
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I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He has the fingertips of a God
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