Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Can I color on your dick again?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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