Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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